Holders earn
Every egg that passes is airdropped to $FERAL holders, by how much you hold. More eggs, more earning. You don't click anything. The cat knows where you live.
it is still becoming.
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Contains screaming, jump scares and flashing red light. By entering, you accept all of it. Not financial advice. Not veterinary advice.
A chicken, paired to a cat. Final form.
It was a speck. Now it lays tokens.
Holders earn. Everyone gets rewarded.
scroll to feed it ↓Specimen #0001 lives in a jar. Every hour it grows a little. Every dollar of volume grows it a lot.
1 hour = 0.25 growth · $50,000 of volume = 1 growth · final form at 100
Under 5% bundled in the first 5 seconds? You're on the main page, then you live in Good Eggs. Bigger? Bad Eggs.
Every launch on the Feral Pad is an egg. Its size is how much of the new token the dev and their linked wallets grabbed in the first 5 seconds. A bundle. A very large egg. Under 5%: the egg pops out, gets listed in the Coop (that's this site), and gets airdropped to holders. Tiny ones sometimes fall through the cracks, because the chicken cat doesn't like small eggs. 5% or more: the chicken cat screams, and the token simply isn't listed on the site. That's biology, sort of.
Every new pair spends its first 5 seconds in here while the chicken cat measures the egg. Bid while it's still coming out. Good egg: your bid fills the moment it's listed. Bad egg: your bid comes straight back and the chicken cat screams. You never buy into a bundle.
Waiting for the next egg. They come out every few seconds.
Hover the big eggs. We're sorry in advance. Then try it yourself ↓
That egg was too big. The chicken cat is lying down with an ice pack. Let it rest.
Bundle 5% or more in the first 5 seconds and the chicken cat screams at your token, in public, forever. The token still exists. It's simply not listed on the site, aka the Coop, and holders don't get it.
Want the scream? Launch with 5% or more bundled in the first 5 seconds. The chicken cat meow-screams at your token, it goes on the Scream Wall forever, and it's simply not listed on the site. No Coop. No airdrop for holders. Just the reaction.
Every egg that passes is airdropped to $FERAL holders, by how much you hold. More eggs, more earning. You don't click anything. The cat knows where you live.
Every launch on the pad goes past the cat first. Bundled eggs don't pass, so whoever buys a new token gets a fair one, and honest devs get their egg delivered straight to a crowd of holders. Nobody leaves empty-pawed.
it sees you. it is pleased.
Final form: a chicken, paired to a cat. Watch it long enough and you'll catch it switching. When a launch hits the pad, the cat comes out: ears flat, claws out, sniffing for bundles. When an egg is fair, the chicken takes over: comb up, feathers fluffed, egg delivered to holders. It isn't switching. It was always both. You just couldn't see it in the dark.
EGG. DREAM. CRACK. CAT.
Which came first: the cat, the chicken, or the egg? The speck remembers. It has nine lives, and it only talks on the last one.
Every launch hatches its own feral species. Every egg that passes lands in Good Eggs, newest first, the second it's listed, and lives there forever. Bad eggs go to their own tab, where everyone can look at them.
No good egg by that name. Yet.
5% or more bundled in the first 5 seconds. Screamed at. Simply not listed in the Coop. They live here now.
That's the whole job. The cat does the labour. Literally.
A new token launches on the Feral Pad. Every launch is one egg. Good eggs get listed in the Coop, which is this site.
For the first 5 seconds, we watch how much of the supply the dev and their linked wallets buy. That's the egg size. You can bid in the birth canal during those 5 seconds. If the egg's bad, your bid comes back.
Under 5%: it's listed in the Coop and a slice is airdropped to $FERAL holders, by how much you hold. Tiny ones sometimes fall through the cracks. 5% or more: the chicken cat screams and it's simply not listed on the site.
The creator fee is taken on trades of $FERAL through the bonding curve, set at launch.
$FERAL launches on Solana mainnet via Meteora's Dynamic Bonding Curve.
The Feral Pad, the 5-second egg check, Coop listings, the bidding floor and holder airdrops. Everything marked DEMO or example on this page is a preview of that, not real launches or real money.
The Lab grows on time today. Once $FERAL trades, volume feeds it too.
Yes. It's a chicken, paired to a cat. A chicken cat. Cat when it hunts, chicken when it lays. Scroll the top of the page all the way to the end if you don't believe us. You still won't believe us.
Correct. Chickens don't meow either. This one does both. We stopped asking it questions because it answers with all nine eyes at once.
When a dev buys a big chunk of their own token in the first moments, spread across lots of wallets so it looks like "the community". Then they sell on you. On the Feral Pad, that shows up as a huge egg, and huge eggs don't pass.
It's simply not listed on the site, aka the Coop. The token still exists; the chicken cat just won't list it. The dev can take it anywhere else. Before it leaves, the chicken cat meow-screams at it in public on the Scream Wall, so everyone sees it, funny or not. Holders get no airdrop from it.
A soft meow. A fair egg slides out, the cat purrs, holders get paid. A suspiciously tiny egg still comes through, but the cat makes a small disappointed noise and stares at you like you owe it something.
Yes. Sometimes it's something else entirely. We don't talk about that one.
You tried to push a bundled egg through a chicken cat. Losing its mind is the correct response. After every large egg it needs a rest. Push during the rest and the eggs pass straight through it, which is weird. Push three times during the rest and it dies. It has nine lives. Please don't use them all.
Small ones fall through the cracks sometimes. The chicken cat doesn't like small eggs. If a tiny one makes it, it's listed in the Coop like any good egg. If it slips through a crack, it's just not listed. The chicken cat won't go looking for it.
This site. The Coop is where good eggs get listed. If a token isn't in the Coop, it's simply not listed here. That's the whole consequence.
Five seconds is how long it takes a bundle to dress up as "the community". 5% is where "early buyer" becomes "the dev's cousin". Cross it and the chicken screams. Every egg's measurement gets published, so you can check the chicken cat's work.
Yes, in the birth canal. Every new pair sits there for its first 5 seconds while the egg gets measured, and you can bid the whole time. If it's a good egg, your bid fills the moment it's listed. If it's bundled, your bid comes straight back and the chicken cat screams. You never buy into a bundle. Right now it's a demo with no real money.
No. Hold $FERAL in your wallet. Eggs that pass get airdropped to you automatically.
Holding is how you earn: every egg that passes is airdropped to holders. But the cat rewards everyone who comes near the pad. No bundled launches get through, so every buyer gets a fair egg and every honest dev gets a crowd waiting.
Yes.
No. It isn't veterinary advice either. $FERAL is a meme coin with a launchpad attached. It can go to zero, and the cat will not apologise.